“我說嘴怎么這么疼原來是魚鉤甩我嘴里了?！?/p>

"I said my mouth hurt so much because the hook was thrown in my mouth."

“談過接吻時候愛咬我舌頭被姐一腳踹飛在砂糖橘樹上他把一整樹都炫完了?！?/p>

"I used to bite my tongue when I was kissing, and my sister kicked me on the sugar orange tree, and he showed off the whole tree."

“姐妹們, 我剛剛私信了，他人很好，說話也好聽,也很為我著想，也肯為我花錢，他非得給我買個鏡子，讓我自己照照鏡子，看看自己是什么品種的癲蛤蟆?！?/p>

"Sisters, I just sent a private message. He is very nice, speaks well, thinks about me, and is willing to spend money for me. He has to buy me a mirror and let me look in the mirror to see what kind of toad I am."

“姐妹們激將法欲故縱在釣魚呢，這不可取你們別中招了，別深陷情海死去活來了，讓我來幫你們試試?！?/p>

"The sisters are fishing because they want to do something. This is not advisable. Don't fall into the trap. Don't fall into the sea of love. Let me help you try."

“我承認(rèn)你有幾分姿色，如果我20歲, 我會毫不猶豫追你，如果我三十歲,，我會放棄家庭跟你在一起，但是真的很對不我現(xiàn)在才六年級，學(xué)業(yè)壓得我喘不過氣，你能輔導(dǎo)我作業(yè)嗎?”

"I admit that you are somewhat attractive. If I were 20 years old, I would not hesitate to pursue you. If I were 30 years old, I would give up my family to be with you. But it's really wrong. I'm only in the sixth grade now. I can't breathe under the pressure of my studies. Can you help me with my homework?"

“我媽說再敢偷看你的作品就打斷我的腿，幸好不是胳膊，這樣我還能繼續(xù)給你評論，就算連胳膊也打斷了，我的心里也會有你的位置?！?/p>

"My mother said that if I dare to peep at your work again, I will break my legs. Fortunately, it's not my arms, so I can continue to comment on you. Even if my arms are broken, I will have a place for you in my heart."

“不要釣我謝謝, 我很靦腆我很單純，你叫我寶寶的時候我以為你要和我三年生倆?！?/p>

"Don't catch me. Thank you. I'm very shy. I'm very simple. When you called me baby, I thought you were going to have two children with me in three years."

“寶我算了一下湯臣一品一平46w 最小戶型460平 按照一個月3k的工資為了你，我得從戰(zhàn)國時期開始干?！?/p>

"Treasure I calculated Tomson one article one flat 46 w, the smallest apartment 460 square meters, according to the salary of 3 K a month, for you, I have to start from the Warring States period."

“我正在瀏覽朋友圈，想引起我注意的可以開始發(fā)動態(tài)。”

"I'm browsing the circle of friends, and if you want to get my attention, you can start posting."

“各位姐妹我是po主的對象沒有合照沒有同居，也沒有見過面但是我有一張嘴我說是就是?！?/p>

"Dear sisters, I am the object of Po Lord, no photo, no cohabitation, and no meeting, but I have a mouth and I say yes."