周二了，去上學(xué)了

王小明七點(diǎn)了，去上學(xué)

他很快的去上學(xué)了，沒(méi)想到在路上發(fā)生了意外。

一條′老奶奶在車上

一看就看到了王小明他人

王小明OS:他來(lái)了

萬(wàn)能老人:小伙只，給我讓個(gè)座吧。

王小明前轱轆不轉(zhuǎn)，后轱轆轉(zhuǎn)思密達(dá)。

萬(wàn)能老人:SO外國(guó)人吶？

萬(wàn)能老人:給我讓座思密達(dá)。

王小明聽(tīng)不懂思密達(dá)。

萬(wàn)能老人:別騙人啦。

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王小明沒(méi)遲到

何志賢老師叫你去喝tea

王小明完蛋了。

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老師Tell me, what was the homework yesterday?

王小明我…

老師Needless to say, I give you a chance to make amends in the river.

老師As long as you do what I say, not only will you not be punished, but you will also be rewarded with a day's holiday. Let's pretend that you were wronged by my crying. Let's pretend that you were beaten by me and you cried, then tell our friends that I was looking for you, and then say that the English teacher is very angry, and if we don't tell him the truth, he will fire that person. If you don't tell him the truth, he will fire that man, okay?

怕有人聽(tīng)不懂:別說(shuō)了，我我有的辦法可以讓你既不用做這次懲罰也不用讓你受災(zāi)難，還可以獲得一天假期，假裝我打了你，你哭著回去給他們看，然后說(shuō)我很生氣，然后要把某個(gè)抄作業(yè)的人給開(kāi)除了，叫一個(gè)人過(guò)來(lái)，他們自然會(huì)暴露。

王小明知道了

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王小明哭著回去接下來(lái)就不用說(shuō)了。

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眾人王小明不是我真就

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老師One of you must be fired. Are you rocks, scissors, cloth or something?

何志賢我們選擇智力問(wèn)答。

老師okay

老師Little love

萬(wàn)能小愛(ài):我在

老師Give three questions

萬(wàn)能小愛(ài)I don't know. 是什么意思？

何志賢我不知道啊

老師Oh dear! He Zhixian, you successfully picked up a dog's life.

萬(wàn)能小愛(ài)：世界上最大的島是什么？

收作業(yè)的人不知道

老師You also picked up a dog's life.

萬(wàn)能小愛(ài):把圓周率完全背出來(lái)，而且不能錯(cuò)一個(gè)字。

死對(duì)頭不是我真就…