隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>這節(jié)目一場(chǎng)接著一場(chǎng)昂
隊(duì)副楊九郎唉對(duì)
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>剛下去的是我倆師弟,九力九天
隊(duì)副楊九郎唉對(duì)
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>讓他們下去吧,就九力,,哎呀媽呀腦瓜疼
隊(duì)副楊九郎唉嗨嗨嗨嗨
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>這一場(chǎng)換上我倆,上得臺(tái)來做個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的介紹,我叫張?jiān)评?/p>
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隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>旁邊的是我的搭檔楊九郎
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隊(duì)副楊九郎謝謝大伙??
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>相聲那講究四門功課
隊(duì)副楊九郎唉對(duì)
觀眾“吃喝抽燙”“piaopiaopiaopiao”
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>哎喲,????不行不行不行!別說那句昂,我知道你們要說什么????!一天天的讓你們臊死我啦????!那個(gè),四門功課,是說學(xué)逗唱,學(xué)好哪一門都不容易,我問問你你擅長(zhǎng)哪個(gè)
隊(duì)副楊九郎我啊,擅長(zhǎng)不敢說,我最喜歡是這個(gè)學(xué)
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>學(xué),那你能學(xué)什么
隊(duì)副楊九郎那比較多了,學(xué)個(gè)什么天上飛的,地下跑的,水里浮的,草坑兒里蹦噠的,各省人說話,大小買賣吆喝,裝聾作啞這我都成
隊(duì)副楊九郎唉對(duì)
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>那你學(xué)個(gè)天上飛的
隊(duì)副楊九郎什么
隊(duì)副楊九郎這,這怎么學(xué)
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>學(xué)不了,那地上跑的
隊(duì)副楊九郎什么
隊(duì)副楊九郎你確定學(xué)這個(gè)么
隊(duì)副楊九郎?兒啊
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>我去你的
隊(duì)副楊九郎你看,你還急了
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>你想封箱是吧
隊(duì)副楊九郎不想不想
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>這樣吧,咱們學(xué)個(gè)啞語吧
隊(duì)副楊九郎可以啊
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>成,那這樣啊,我來這個(gè)小啞巴,你來正常人,我說什么你給大伙翻譯
隊(duì)副楊九郎行啊
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>別急,我得先考考你這個(gè)手語,看看你會(huì)不會(huì)
隊(duì)副楊九郎成,你來
隊(duì)副楊九郎這是好
隊(duì)副楊九郎這是,房子,哦,這是家
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>看這個(gè)
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>????
隊(duì)副楊九郎家?不剛才說了嗎
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>你看昂,四四方方一塊豆腐
隊(duì)副楊九郎那這個(gè)??那
隊(duì)副楊九郎嚯,你這有點(diǎn)偏科了
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>看你這樣子還不錯(cuò),那咱們來著吧,這樣昂,說個(gè)故事情節(jié),咱倆是發(fā)小,很久沒見了,今天在這兒碰上了,這兒就不是三慶了,就是外頭大柵欄那條街了昂
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>我從這邊來,你從哪邊來,我一拍腦門就是進(jìn)入角色了昂
隊(duì)副楊九郎行,好嘞,那咱開始
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隊(duì)副楊九郎啞巴
隊(duì)副楊九郎哎呀
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>有滿大街喊啞巴的么,我聽得見嗎我
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隊(duì)副楊九郎啊
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>你會(huì)說話,你是正常人
隊(duì)副楊九郎哦,對(duì),我正常,我忘了
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隊(duì)副楊九郎喲呵這是小街坊小啞巴
隊(duì)副楊九郎好久不見啊
隊(duì)副楊九郎哦,他說我們是發(fā)小,一起長(zhǎng)大的
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>??????
隊(duì)副楊九郎哦,你說咱倆分開5.6年了
隊(duì)副楊九郎不是,8年了
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>????
隊(duì)副楊九郎對(duì),八年
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>??八年啦
隊(duì)副楊九郎???是他說的嗎
隊(duì)副楊九郎啞巴你是不見好啊最近
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>??????
隊(duì)副楊九郎哦你說我爸啊
隊(duì)副楊九郎身體啊不成,過去了
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>??????
隊(duì)副楊九郎不哭不哭昂
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>??????
隊(duì)副楊九郎我媽啊挺好的,沒事溜溜彎,跳跳廣場(chǎng)舞
隊(duì)副楊九郎你說就說,離我遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)成嗎
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>????
隊(duì)副楊九郎我妹妹
隊(duì)副楊九郎也挺好
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>?????
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>????
隊(duì)副楊九郎????你說我妹妹今天25啊,不是不是
隊(duì)副楊九郎????33啦????
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>????
隊(duì)副楊九郎沒事,你不本來也喜歡姐弟戀么
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>??????
隊(duì)副楊九郎哦,你,30了
隊(duì)副楊九郎誰問你了
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>????
隊(duì)副楊九郎啊?演出啊,她不演出
隊(duì)副楊九郎話劇啊
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>???♀???
隊(duì)副楊九郎去去去
隊(duì)副楊九郎我明白你,你說你要和我妹妹結(jié)婚,我不同意
隊(duì)副楊九郎你有房,我家也有
隊(duì)副楊九郎有車,我們也有
隊(duì)副楊九郎會(huì)做飯
隊(duì)副楊九郎切,除了泡面,奶茶,炒雞蛋你會(huì)啥
隊(duì)副楊九郎你有錢啊,我們也有
隊(duì)副楊九郎我就這么說吧,別說我妹不結(jié)婚,結(jié)婚也找會(huì)說話的
隊(duì)長(zhǎng)張?jiān)评?/a>我,我會(huì)說話
隊(duì)副楊九郎我去你的
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我原諒我,圖標(biāo)有限,我盡力了