食尾蛇

“你好，我是新人，想來認(rèn)識一下你們?！?/p>

“這不是狐貍面具嘛~怎么來我們這里了？”

他注視著眼前的（中年油膩的）男子，只有一半的骷髏臉讓他覺得很可愛。

“你認(rèn)識我？”

“黃泉？”

從門里走出一個男子。

“偉大的黃泉的朋友來看他了?！?/p>

“朋友？”他看向在門外的主角。

“為什么要加入？”

“索啊索啊，偉大的黃泉對此表示不解?！?/p>

“嗯——可能是覺得，當(dāng)一個壞人很好玩吧——”他臉上帶著壞壞的笑。

“那我們就是隊友了是吧？”

“他怎么變成了這樣？”布諾有點懵。

“對啊對啊，剛來的時候他還對我們很友好的?！?/p>

哈？友好？

你在逗我嗎？

“偉大的黃泉，覺得這件事情有點不對?！?/p>

你別這樣說話了行不行？！

“怎么證明？”

“你還活著就是最好的證明?！?/p>

“偉大的黃泉現(xiàn)在很懵?！?/p>

“我要想殺就算神來了也沒用?！?/p>

神：誰他媽的說老子？！

現(xiàn)在，讓我們的作者來看一看字?jǐn)?shù)——

366......

啊哈！有主意了！

作者：（打電話中）

“喂？是猹嗎？”

“他媽的都說了多少遍了老子叫chara不是猹！”

“請你去砍那邊的破爛塑料袋一下謝謝?！?/p>

“嗯？”

猹往我手指的方向看了一眼，隨即紅眼拿起大刀。

“Sans！”

Sans：你不要過來啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊?。?/p>

“去死吧！”

Sans血量：-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

PS：Sans攻擊力強但打一下就會減N多的血哦！

“猹，你都不心疼一下那個家伙的嗎？”

“你說啥？sans！干她！”

Sans：（死亡凝視）

咳咳，藍(lán)衣服的是frisk（主體），chara是綠衣服的屠殺者哦。

“Sans，你知道為什么今天讓你客串嗎？”

Sans表示疑惑。

“聽說你和frisk有打架啦？”

“嗯哼?！?/p>

“你的良心不會痛嗎？被你搞出來的骨頭和龍骨炮足以狂虐猹誒（不是frisk?。?/p>

“那又什么樣？她屠我朋友的時候也沒有手下留情啊。”

Sans開啟了審判眼。

“Sans冷靜！杉斯（sans的中文翻譯）而后行?。〔灰S隨便便開審判啊好不好？！”

“是啊，大不了我叫猹給你道歉好了?！?/p>

“誒呀，Kid上線了呢！”

“作者，不要學(xué)sans叫我kid，我是frisk?！?/p>

“Sans還記不記得你當(dāng)時說‘越過那條線將會有一段BAD TIME’？”

“索啊，那可真是令人‘骨’笑呢?！?/p>

“禁止雙關(guān)語！“

“這是我找到的圖?！?/p>

Sans：......

“DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TIME？”

好了，最后放圖。

哈哈哈哈湊字大法真管用，5141字了！