債主，就是那個(gè)你破了產(chǎn)，也不會(huì)拋棄你的人。

The creditor is the one who will not abandon you even if you break your property.

美丑有命，胖瘦在天。就靠這句話活著了。

Beauty and ugliness live, fat and thin in the sky. Live on this sentence.

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我愿意做你的最佳聽眾，看著你裝逼從始至終。

I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend to force from beginning to end.

我不是花心，我只是心碎成了很多片，每一片都愛上了不同的人。

I'm not a flower heart. I'm just broken into many pieces. Each piece falls in love with different people.

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人生建議，等ta的消息，不如睡覺。

Life advice, wait for TA's news, it's better to sleep.

每天提高的，不是我的成績，而是我的發(fā)際線。

What I improve every day is not my grades, but my hairline.

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長大以后會(huì)慢慢發(fā)現(xiàn)，每天按時(shí)睡覺真的重要，錢真的難掙，頭發(fā)真的會(huì)掉完。

When you grow up, you will slowly find that it is really important to sleep on time every day, money is really hard to earn, and your hair will really fall off.

生活不止眼前的茍且，還有買不起的房子，和養(yǎng)不起家的工資。

Life is not just about living in front of you, but also about a house you can't afford and a salary you can't afford.

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其實(shí)長相不重要，愛情最重要的是感覺，我對(duì)丑的沒感覺。

In fact, appearance is not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I don't feel ugly.

平時(shí)看書是因?yàn)橛星笾?，考前看書是因?yàn)橛星笊?/p>

Usually reading is because of thirst for knowledge, and reading before examination is because of thirst for survival.

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實(shí)在是受不了，這早上的太陽光，我還想睡會(huì)。

I can't stand the sun this morning. I still want to sleep.

老板今天在辦公室給我們講了一個(gè)笑話，大家都笑得人仰馬翻，只有小王沒笑。我笑著問他怎么不笑，答：“我已經(jīng)辭職了?！?/p>

The boss told us a joke in the office today. Everyone laughed and turned upside down. Only Xiao Wang didn't laugh. I smiled and asked him why he didn't smile. I replied, "I've resigned."

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天氣炎熱，想玩水的朋友可以來我家洗碗。

It's hot. Friends who want to play with water can come to my house to wash the dishes.

世界上 最 遠(yuǎn)的距離就是，我想和你敘敘舊，你卻問我要不要代購。

The furthest distance in the world is that I want to catch up with you, but you ask me if I want to buy it on my behalf.