、誰是誰的老公，不過都是些臨時(shí)工。

Who is whose husband is, but they are all temporary workers.

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2、兩人若在長久時(shí)，大眼瞪小眼也是件浪漫的事。

It is also romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

3、我這輩子只有兩件事不會(huì)，這也不會(huì)，那也不會(huì)。

There are only two things in my life that I can’t do, neither will this, nor that.

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4、對男人來說，有奶就是娘。對女人來說，有錢就是郎。

For men, milk is a mother. For women, rich is a Lang.

5、不敢問你喜歡什么樣的男生，我怕我全部符合。

Don't dare to ask what kind of guy you like, I'm afraid I meet them all.

6、對于我來說，所謂的復(fù)習(xí)功課，就是打開書本再次確認(rèn)下，確實(shí)一個(gè)都不會(huì)。

For me, the so-called review of homework is to open the book and reconfirm it, and indeed none of them will be accepted.

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7、不要輕易說你愛我，不發(fā)個(gè)20塊的紅包，你別想得到我。

Don't say you love me lightly, don't send a red envelope of 20 yuan, you don't want me.

8、有兩個(gè)朋友吵架了，我左勸右勸，他們就是不肯打起來。

Two friends had a quarrel, and I persuaded them, but they just refused to fight.

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9、簽名天天換，反正不要錢。

The signature is changed every day, anyway, no money.

10、小時(shí)候，喜歡抓沙子，家人以為我長大了會(huì)去搞建筑，結(jié)果我現(xiàn)在成了一個(gè)沙雕。

When I was young, I liked to grab sand. My family thought that I would go into architecture when I grew up, but now I am a sand sculpture.

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11、我可真是個(gè)敗家子，上億的資產(chǎn)，一覺醒來全沒了。

I was really a prodigal, billions of dollars in assets, I woke up and disappeared.

12、跟我吵架，是不可能解決問題的，但是你夸我一下試試。

It is impossible to solve the problem by arguing with me, but you give me a try.