一，每天早上鬧鐘響的時(shí)候 我都會(huì)問(wèn)自己：真的需要這份文憑嗎

Every morning when the alarm goes off, I ask myself, do I really need this diploma

二，有人出軌有人戀愛(ài)有人單身到現(xiàn)在

Someone's cheating, someone's in love, someone's single, and now

三，我想問(wèn)問(wèn)你怎么把腦子里的錢轉(zhuǎn)到手機(jī)里啊 好煩惱

I want to ask you how to transfer the money in your head to your mobile phone. It's so annoying

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四，富人的世界我很清楚也許這就是旁觀者自清吧

The world of the rich. I know that. Maybe that's what bystanders do

五，我時(shí)常告誡自己 一定要有錢 否則別人會(huì)認(rèn)為我除了美貌一無(wú)所有

I often tell myself that I must have money or others will think that I have nothing but beauty

六，你給我發(fā)消息說(shuō)砍拼多多 我怕麻煩 就說(shuō)沒(méi)下載 結(jié)果你更興奮了 說(shuō)新用戶砍得更多

You sent me a message saying that there are a lot of cuts. I am afraid of trouble and said that I have not downloaded the results. You are more excited and said that new users have cut more

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七，我是朋友圈擦玻璃員，所以我每天都在朋友圈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈I am a Circle of Friends glass cleaner, so i am in Circle of Friends every day hahahahahahahaha

八，我覺(jué)得已經(jīng)離土豪不遠(yuǎn)了目前完成了一半 就是土

I think it is not far from the local tyrants. At present, half of the completion is soil

九，我想要一杯南瓜杏仁露 不要瓜 不要杏 不要露 要南仁.

I'd like a cup of pumpkin almond dew no melon no apricot dew no South kernel.

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十，因?yàn)檎渲槭敲廊莸?牛奶是不補(bǔ)鈣的 茶是養(yǎng)生的 珍珠奶茶美容補(bǔ)鈣又養(yǎng)生 不喝不是人

Because pearls are beauty milk is not calcium tea is health pearl milk tea beauty calcium and health does not drink is not a person

十一，別人一談對(duì)象談三年 我一句談嗎問(wèn)三年

Ask someone else to talk about the object for three years. Do I talk about it for three years

十二，同時(shí)被三個(gè)男孩追我能怎么辦，只能交閃現(xiàn)了

What am I supposed to do with three boys chasing me at the same time? I'm gonna have to flash.

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十三，打開(kāi)錢包 發(fā)現(xiàn)沒(méi)錢 可依然覺(jué)得很開(kāi)心 因?yàn)槲抑辽龠€ 有個(gè)錢包 而錢包它啥也沒(méi)有

I opened my wallet and found that I had no money, but I still felt very happy because I at least had a wallet and it had nothing