從前啊，有個女生愛熬夜，后來，當她把頭發(fā)扎起來的時候，活像位阿哥。

Once upon a time, a girl liked to stay up late. Later, when she tied up her hair, she looked like an elder brother.

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雖然大家嘴上說我不好看，但人心隔肚皮，我也不能太當真。

Although people say I'm not good-looking, I know It is hard to fathom a peoson's mind, so I don't care.

永遠不要和父母吵架，當你吵贏的時候只有挨打。

Never quarrel with your parents. When you win the quarrel, you will only be beaten.

男友生氣了怎么辦，多半是裝的，打一頓就好了。

What to do if your boyfriend is angry? They must pretend to be angry. You just need to hit him.

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真希望我錢包里的錢能夠相愛，然后生好多寶寶。

I wish the money in my wallet could love each other and have many babies.

我喜歡你，可我不能告訴你，于是我發(fā)了個朋友圈，告訴了所有人。

I like you, but I can't tell you, so I updated a post in my circle of friends and told everyone.

如果我愛你非要加個期限，我希望是兩分鐘，如果沒有回復，我就撤回。

If I have to add a deadline to love you, I hope it's two minutes. Because I'll take it back if you don't reply.

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我真的很奇怪，都是上網沖浪，為什么你們能網戀，我只能挨罵。

It's really strange. We are all surfing the Internet, Why can you fall in love with someone online? I can only be scolded.

為什么星期五離星期一那么近，星期一離星期五卻這么遠，這不科學！

Why Friday is so close to Monday and Monday is so far away from Friday? It's unscientific!

逃課是一個人的歡樂，上課是一群人的孤獨。

playing truant is a person's joy, having class is a group of people's loneliness.