作者大大“不要問(wèn)我是誰(shuí)啊！”

作者大大“自己看！”

作者大大“這本書(shū)要完結(jié)了，我很不舍啊.........”

作者大大“想了想，寫(xiě)了兩三個(gè)月了........”

作者大大“正文?！?/p>

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位面穿越者“Someone are stupid such as you.I can speak English very well because my English teacher is very nice.”

位面穿越者“來(lái)來(lái)來(lái)，你咬我啊，你看都看不懂哈哈哈！”

柒“...........”

柒“I.........can't understand it,please speak it in Chinese.”

柒“你以為就你會(huì)說(shuō)英語(yǔ)？雖然我平時(shí)說(shuō)鳥(niǎo)語(yǔ)（粵語(yǔ)）但英語(yǔ)還是沒(méi)有落下！”

位面穿越者"Be crazy about foreign things and obsequious to foreigners!''

作者大大“我翻譯??！”

作者大大“（崇洋媚外?。?/p>

柒"You are the one who adores foreign countries. Your whole family adores foreign countries!"

作者大大“（你才崇洋媚外，你全家都崇洋媚外?。?/p>

位面穿越者"I'll go. When did you learn English so well?''

作者大大“（我去，你英語(yǔ)啥時(shí)候?qū)W這么好？）”

柒“你這句話啥意思？”

柒“我看不懂...........”

位面穿越者“..........”

位面穿越者“我還以為你英語(yǔ)好啊........”

柒“我們老師沒(méi)教我們I 'll go 這個(gè)句式！”

位面穿越者“我要去就是我去??！”

位面穿越者“I翻譯成我，go翻譯成去！”

柒“中文思維！哎！”

柒"Then don't blame me, your whole family is two hundred and five!"

作者大大“（那就別怪我了，你全家都是250?。?/p>

位面穿越者“？？？”

位面穿越者"Two hundred and fifty"

位面穿越者“應(yīng)該是.........250？?。?！”

位面穿越者“去死?。?！”

主角已死..........全書(shū)完?。?！

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作者大大“哎..........番外隨便更新更新吧！”