1. “一塊玻璃準(zhǔn)備跳樓你猜他會(huì)說(shuō)什么” “晚安，我碎咯”

1. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off the building. Guess what he will say." "Good night, I am broken."

2. 想親口對(duì)你說(shuō)晚安，先親口再說(shuō)。

2. If you want to say good night to you in person, say it in person first.

3.現(xiàn)在有點(diǎn)討厭自己了，盡管我再怎么努力，也只是別人眼里的美女罷了。

3. I hate myself a little now. No matter how hard I try, I am just a beautiful woman in the eyes of others.

4.如果連愚人節(jié)都沒(méi)人跟你告白，估計(jì)你就真沒(méi)人喜歡了。

4. If no one tells you about April Fool's Day, it is estimated that no one really likes you.

5.愚人節(jié)變成了表白的日子，情人節(jié)變成了分手的日子。

5. April Fool's Day became a day of confession and Valentine's Day became a day of parting.

6.別人都在想怎么去和自己喜歡的人表白，只有我在想和誰(shuí)表白。

6. Other people are thinking about how to confess to the person they like, only I am thinking about who to confess.

7.我不怕愚人節(jié)有人向你告白，我怕你會(huì)答應(yīng)。

7. I'm not afraid someone will confess to you on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid you will promise.

8.沒(méi)人想聽(tīng)到你放棄，就算今天是愚人節(jié)。

8. No one wants to hear you give up, even if it is April Fool's Day.

9.遇見(jiàn)你是我的不幸。

9. It is my misfortune to meet you.

10.可別在愚人節(jié)才敢說(shuō)真心話。

10. Don't dare to tell the truth on April Fool's Day.

11.愚人節(jié)說(shuō)喜歡你的，或許是真的。

11. April Fool's Day says I like you, maybe it is true.

12.你永遠(yuǎn)無(wú)法叫醒一個(gè)裝睡的美人。

12. You can never wake a beautiful woman who pretends to sleep.

13.不要在愚人節(jié)那天對(duì)我表白，我怕我會(huì)相信。

13. Don't confess to me on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid I will believe it.

14.知道愚人節(jié)的“愚”是啥意思嘛，就是遇見(jiàn)之后走了心。

14. Know what April Fool's Day "stupid" means, that is, go away after meeting.

15.四月不可能對(duì)你好的，它第一天就在騙你。

15. April can't be good to you. It lied to you on the first day.

16.智者一切求自己，愚者一切求他人。

16. A wise man asks himself for everything, while a fool asks others for everything.