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繼續(xù)你們屌屌滴文~~

·······我是美麗可愛智障無敵可以帥死人滴分割線~~·······················

其實(shí)——這一天下來并沒有什么奇葩滴劇情~當(dāng)然，狗血滴腦師還是會(huì)刁難一下女主大大的！就比如說：

老師慕晨玥?。?！別睡了！給我上來答這道題！??！??

——沒錯(cuò)！我們屌屌滴女主正在和周公下棋~~

慕晨玥唔，(⊙v⊙)嗯？哦···我答完可以睡覺？??

老師可以！只要你把這道題做出來！

說著，在黑板上寫上一道哈佛的題目——

慕晨玥淡定地走上去，唰唰唰地把答案寫完···

智障大大你問她是怎么寫的？表問我！這就是傳說中滴女主光環(huán)~~??

然后——直接走下去趴下就睡···

老師額(⊙o⊙)…咳咳，咱們繼續(xù)講題~??

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智障大大納尼？你問白蓮花不是嫉妒嗎？怎么沒找茬？ 咳咳，辣味薩比以為自己比女主大大好，費(fèi)盡心思地在鹿哥面前擺弄騷姿···But——鹿哥貌似沒鳥他~

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中午，食堂——

小白蓮打完飯，看見咱女主等各位帥哥美女（包括高冷滴鹿夕~）正在高談闊聊，便過去湊個(gè)熱鬧

宋柏戀哥哥姐姐們~~

走到鹿晗旁的慕晨玥身邊——

宋柏戀姐姐~~我能坐著嗎？

眾人沒鳥她，繼續(xù)高談?wù)撻焴白蓮見大家沒鳥她，便放下飯，走到鹿晗身邊

宋柏戀鹿哥哥~~人家能坐旁邊嗎~

用膩死人不償命的豬嗓嚎著，還抱起鹿晗胳膊用那胸？哦不，應(yīng)該是兩坨奶油吧！蹭了蹭···

智障大大干嘛呢？！放開我鹿?。。?img src='//piccn.ihuaben.com/pic/community/201710/1508599731720-g7F8mF7vri.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_640' />

吳世勛嘖！我耳朵都廢了！

說著還掏了掏耳朵

蘇沁櫻唉:-(我耳朵的脂肪又多了···

吳世勛你耳朵能長脂肪？那你就太棒棒了！

蘇沁櫻

鹿夕她不會(huì)是我嫂子···

智障大大問一下，你為何這么執(zhí)著于嫂子而不是丈夫？??

鹿夕多個(gè)興趣相投的人整我哥···

智障大大

鹿晗呵呵···

繼續(xù)——

鹿晗也不耐煩了，推開白蓮就吼

鹿晗你奏凱！沒看我們聊天么？！別在這影響氣氛！

宋柏戀哦，知道了···那我換個(gè)位置，哥哥不要想我喲~~~??

說完就扭走了····

晗玥CP嘖嘖嘖

勛櫻CP怎么辦

鹿夕想吐·····

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智障大大啦啦啦，知道后來發(fā)生什么嗎？！請(qǐng)等下一章~~??