A VERY SCARY SNAPSHOT

Wardens, and shriekers, and sensors – oh my!

Dear reader, I am writing to you from the safe shelter that my bed provides. No, I am not snuggly nestled under my covers with a piping hot cup of tea in hand. I am cowering beneath the springs in a space usually reserved for monsters and dust bunnies, two fiends who pale in comparison to the character I just came face to face with.

I can only be referring to the warden, who has been released into Minecraft in what could be the most terrifying experimental Java snapshot to date. Do you want to mirror my foolishness unquestionable bravery? Of course you do, I am nothing if not a role model. Emphasis on model, I still believe that the strider was based on me. Don’t listen to what anyone else tells you.

There are a few things you need to know before you cannonball into this snapshot. First of all, let’s look at what you can expect to find. Or rather, what will find you. The creature that lurks in the deep dark is the warden. It cannot see, but it sure can hear (and smell!) so don’t make any comments that you don’t want to be held accountable for. Or any noise at all, because that will probably be the last thing that you do.

The only way to avoid the warden is to stay stealthy, or you might set off a skulk shrieker. These blocks are also arriving in the snapshot, and if you make any noise near them they will write a very stern letter that you can expect in five business days. I’m lying – if you so much as cause a vibration near them they will shriek really loudly and, obviously, terrifyingly which in turn summons the warden. So, in the words of my neighbors, keep it down! Another block to be careful around is the sculk sensor. It also detects vibrations, but instead of screaming it emits a redstone signal. Stay stealthy and bring some wool with you to help muffle your vibrations, but whatever you do, do not step on the sculk sensor. Use silk touch to grab it while staying silent, and hug that wool really close if you get scared.

The rest of the blocks in this snapshot aren’t sound sensitive, but you will have to be careful in another way – the only way to get them is by using silk touch. Take a deep breath and carefully, carefully bring the atmospheric beauty that is the sculk block back with you to your base as proof of your heroic antics, or just for decoration. For the rest of your sculk décor, take a look at the sculk catalyst. It not only glows in the dark but also spreads sculk nearby. Handy and also horrifying. The sculk vein block generates around the patches of sculk that the catalyst spreads, it’s similar to the glow lichen but with a deep dark twist.

Is your body still in place within your skin? Not for long, because we’re just one step away from jumping right out of it. Take a look at the changelog and find out how to dive into the deep dark! Keep in mind, this is an experimental snapshot.

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