“嘶，這是哪?。俊币粋€(gè)長(zhǎng)得卡哇伊的女孩邊說(shuō)著，邊搖了搖頭。

等會(huì)，我為什么會(huì)在這。我四周看了看，發(fā)現(xiàn)周圍的環(huán)境還真是不錯(cuò)【不不，這不是重點(diǎn)】，我悠悠地走著，發(fā)現(xiàn)前方（？）有一棟房子，貌似有人住的，我把頭往里面小心翼翼地“伸”了進(jìn)去，發(fā)現(xiàn)并沒(méi)有人，正想進(jìn)去好好“參觀”一下···

可是！前腳剛踏進(jìn)去，后腳··················艸，*****········【嗶~消音】老娘的身體咋就懸空了泥！至少讓我把后腳也踏進(jìn)去??！我抬頭看了看把我“撈”起的那個(gè)混蛋，不看不知道，一看······哎呦我滴媽，我他媽還穿越了??！只見(jiàn)站在我后面把我“撈”起來(lái)的是一只白毛狐貍，呸，白毛狐妖，呸，應(yīng)該是神使巴衛(wèi)才對(duì)。fuck，老娘怎么穿越到這里了，為什么不穿到網(wǎng)球王子里，不穿到歌之王子殿下里，偏偏穿到了元?dú)馍倥壗Y(jié)神里啊啊啊??！大不了再來(lái)個(gè)魔鬼戀人，都這樣了，我還怕個(gè)啥。

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這時(shí)，我抬頭望著天空，看見(jiàn)老天爺對(duì)著我用十分和藹可親的微笑，而且還特別燦爛的說(shuō)：少女，好想法，滿足你。

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咳咳，作者有話要說(shuō)：這只是個(gè)預(yù)告，注意，這只是個(gè)預(yù)告，預(yù)告。