湯某，字xx，口胡人也。少時有大痣，時人以為奇，或言之曰:“生子當如湯?！?”山中野老，高尚士也，聞之，欣然往詣，乃見，曰：“問世間■為何物，吾只認xx二字?！碑斒菚r，名大躁。其父隸周祖帳下，性純謹，甚親任之。

地佑初，武宗召禁軍諸校宴于紅花樓，其父言某事，上喜而跳，賞贊有加，遣使會某于太清，咨某以當世之事。某論天下大事，言及古今鬼神、四海九州，若天水自流，鼎鳴爭音，如星火燃夜，遠竹破空。惹武宗頻顧之，嘆曰:“人生難得幾回■!”賞千金半兩，拜司馬大將軍。

一日，某觀女戲，欲棄文從武，其父不許，怒問:“曾聞筆出盛世，可見槍下敗兒?”某愀然，灼知茍殆，對曰:“無文不成■，無武■不成。”許之。

然從鄉(xiāng)之教頭執(zhí)劍學藝，未期年成兇名，人稱西虎大狼。召老弱病殘之流，號五湖四海之師，欲問鼎中原，執(zhí)天下牛耳。不日，兵臨太清宮外，武宗惶恐，自縊于妃床。某入京。然久不稱帝，亦不號王。在位三年，無所作為。相國斗膽夜問，遭宮刑，乃知某喜■■。某厭后宮之煩，而棄之離去，舊臣久尋未果，乃重扶先太子即位，號守興。

某蹤不可尋，殺命不除。欲知某之后事，請聽下回分解。

續(xù)說某事，某出海游外，至東瀛扶桑不可知之地。某見異人，屮怪語，以為新奇，乃化名曰“山下小橘花”。因入武道，亦奇異人之刀劍，學劍圣門下徒司樂權加，人劍之法，蝶菊衫雙流。然不慎傷己，揮刀自流?；刂性?。年老，不再慕武，拆名作水羊先生，居醉紅小樓，大隱紅塵世，避入青云中，世人不知知爾。

old:Come here， boy.

【A：What's up

【I have a good thing to show you.This is the one.

（Wow，This is really a very big gem.

【Yeah， isn't it beautiful?Now I can sell it to you.It only costs six million dollars.

【No， that's too expensive.I don't like it anymore.goodbye

（Wait， maybe your girlfriend will like it.Ma'am， come here.

【Oh， dear， what is this old man holding in his hand?

（A jewel.Dear.

（I like it， please buy it for me.

（See， this lady has a good eye.Yeah， you can take it home for six million dollars.

（Honey， I want this.

（No， it's too expensive. I can't afford it at all.

（If you don't buy it for me， we will break up.

（Suit yourself.

（All right， old man， I'm gonna marry you.

（Really? You're gonna marry me

（Yeah， you can be my husband.And you， my ex-boyfriend， you can be the witness.

（Well， I wish you happiness.