如果多吃魚可以補腦讓人變聰明的話，那么你至少得吃一對兒鯨魚。

If eating more fish can make people smarter, you have to eat at least a couple of whales.

思想有多遠，你就滾多遠；光速有多快，你就滾多快。

You can roll as far as your thoughts go; you can roll as fast as the speed of light.

雖然你身上噴了古龍水，但我還是能隱約聞到一股人渣味兒。

Although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum

別張口閉口的就帶著你爹你媽，你那么孝順出來得瑟什么。

Don't open your mouth and take your father and mother with you. You are so filial to get what you need.

你的小腦真發(fā)達，把大腦的地兒都占了。

Your cerebellum is so developed that it takes up all the space of your brain.

請問你長成這樣，是對這個世界有什么不滿的情緒嗎？

May I ask if you have any displeasure with the world as you look like this?

你看不慣那就不要和我說話了，因為我真的不懂你們的語言，萬一要是讓別人看到了，我和一個奇葩在吵架，那還真的是一個讓人恥笑的事情呢！

If you don't like it, don't talk to me, because I really don't understand your language, in if others see me and a strange flower