實(shí)在不知道更什么了，怎么說呢？最近有點(diǎn)懶的打字。

Did I miss my sister when she was studying in kindergarten? After getting a positive answer, she smiled and said to me, "That's good. I thought I was the only one who secretly missed you in kindergarten!"

幼兒園妹妹放學(xué)問我有沒有想她，得到肯定回答后，笑著對我說：“那就好，我還以為只有我在幼兒園偷偷想你呢！”

Three-and-a-half-year-old children go for an electrocardiogram, lie down and ask grandma, am I charging?

三歲半的孩子去做心電圖，躺著問奶奶，我是在充電嗎？

Ask the child, "What do you think when adults wake you up?" Answer: "I want to lie down for a while."

問孩子，“大人叫你起床你是怎么想的?！被卮穑骸拔蚁朐谔梢粫??！?/p>

Ask the child, "What do you want to do if you can fly in the air?" Answer: "I want to hold those who can't fly, so that they can fly too."

問小孩，“如果能在空中飛想做什么？”回答：“我要抱著飛不了的人，讓他們也能飛起來?！?/p>

The eleven-year-old brother tied the alarm clock to his sister's hand with a glow stick and said, "I locked you up with time!"

十一歲的弟弟用熒光棒把鬧鐘綁在姐姐手上說，“我用時(shí)間把你鎖住啦！”

Seeing a little boy who fell on the road, his mother asked him, "How can he fall on the ground?" The child replied proudly, "Because the earth likes me so much!"

路上看到一位摔倒的小男孩，媽媽問他，“怎么平地也能摔倒呀？”小孩超級得意的回答：“因?yàn)榈厍蛱矚g我了！”

The child who just graduated from kindergarten said happily: I don't have to go to school anymore.

剛幼兒園畢業(yè)的孩子開心地說：我以后再也不用上學(xué)啦～。

Yesterday, after work, my child asked me if I had paid my salary. I asked him why he asked, and he said, "Mom, you got paid to buy yourself a beautiful skirt and a beautiful crown, the crown worn by the princess!"

昨天下班，孩子問我發(fā)工資了沒有？我問他為什么這樣問，他說：“媽媽，發(fā)工資了你給自己買漂亮裙子和漂亮王冠，公主戴的王冠！”